Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife...

...but a TIGER sure would!

Where do pigs park their cars?
In a PORKING lot!

What is the name of a woman who only has 1 leg and lost her crutches?
Eilleen

What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRGGGGH!

I love corny jokes! Got any?

6 comments:

woodlandsblonde said...

How does an astronaut get a haircut on the moon?

Eclipse it

AnnQ said...

I'm totally drawing a blank on all jokes other than this one....

Why can't you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?

Because they always Pikachu! (sort of pronounced like, Peek-At-You)

Aritza, Goddess of .. said...
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Aritza, Goddess of .. said...

Hahaha, those are cute :) I like corny jokes ! But I can never remember them for more than a minute, heheh !

Talked about you on my blog today, check it out :
http://aritza-goddess.blogspot.com/2010/01/goddess-of-snail-mail-is-best-kind-of.html

kristin said...

how do mermaids give birth?

a "sea-section"

i had a student tell me that this morning!

Shoshanah said...

This one's my favorite

What did the seaweed say when it was drowning?

Kelp! Kelp!