...but a TIGER sure would!
Where do pigs park their cars?
In a PORKING lot!
What is the name of a woman who only has 1 leg and lost her crutches?
Eilleen
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRGGGGH!
I love corny jokes! Got any?
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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How does an astronaut get a haircut on the moon?
Eclipse it
I'm totally drawing a blank on all jokes other than this one....
Why can't you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
Because they always Pikachu! (sort of pronounced like, Peek-At-You)
Hahaha, those are cute :) I like corny jokes ! But I can never remember them for more than a minute, heheh !
Talked about you on my blog today, check it out :
http://aritza-goddess.blogspot.com/2010/01/goddess-of-snail-mail-is-best-kind-of.html
how do mermaids give birth?
a "sea-section"
i had a student tell me that this morning!
This one's my favorite
What did the seaweed say when it was drowning?
Kelp! Kelp!
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