Tuesday, September 13, 2011

20 Adult Truths

They were talking about this on the radio this morning and I was cracking up and agreeing with every one of these so I had to share:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. (just in case!)

2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (AMEN! I wish I could have nap time now!)

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (even when I have instructions I can't do it!)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? (now I do kind of still like cursive better)

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.  (super annoying)
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. (again Amen to that!)

9. Bad decisions make good stories.  (I think I might have racked up enough good stories now though!)

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.  (I hate that!!)

13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.  (I also give them bad last names like "donotanswer")

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

16. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?   (I do this all the time!)

17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!  (One of my biggest pet peeves!  Do not let them over y'all!)

18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

20. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


Brittany said...

Oh, these are funny! Thanks for sharing and brightening my day!! :)

Tales of Our Journey said...

These are so funny...and true! Though I have a light in my freezer... :o)

This Ordinary, Everyday Life said...

Love this!! Esp. #20 and #19

Caroline said...

I was literally JUST having an argument with someone about #5... and #9... well I could start a whole section of my blog for that one lately! Haha it helped me cross off one of my own 30 before 30.

Nikki said...

I had heard all of these before except #20 and well that one made me bust out laughing at my desk!